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For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough
sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or
anything else I could think of.
But now I found out the real reason:
I'm tired because I'm overworked.
Here's why:. . .
The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal
government.
Leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing
Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for
state and city governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are,
sitting on your butt,
at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice.
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| Priceless
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04, Jan 2008 |
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04, Jan 2008 |
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01, Dec 2007 |
| a blonde joke
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01, Dec 2007 |
| Lovely Princess
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01, Dec 2007 |
| fish or not?
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11, Dec 2007 |
| Why fishing is better than sex. Why fishing is better than sex.
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01, Dec 2007 |
| Did You See That?
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25, Feb 2008 |
| a drunk cowboy
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01, Dec 2007 |
| Ten Best Caddy Comebacks
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01, Dec 2007 |
| Promise to Wife
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01, Dec 2007 |
| Fishing Prayer
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01, Dec 2007 |
| Foxworthy on New England
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01, Dec 2007 |
| What is the difference between a catfish and an attorney?
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