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| Are there any gators around here? |
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist
capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators
kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old
beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,
"Are there any gators around here?!"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "They ain't been around for
years!"
Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward
the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you
get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin,'" the beachcomber said.
"Wow," said the tourist.
The beachcomber added, "The sharks got 'em."
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